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Men's Alligator Alcatraz T-shirt
Men's Alligator Alcatraz T-shirt
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
This isn’t a detention center for families. It’s a final stop for the worst of the worst: illegal immigrants with gang ties, rap sheets, and blood on their hands.
MS-13 members, drug traffickers, and repeat offenders — the ones every state tries to quietly release or relocate — now have a new home: an abandoned Florida prison surrounded by swampland and reinforced with razor wire. Oh, and gators. Lots of gators.
Alligator Alcatraz captures the raw, brutal honesty of what border security should look like — no luxury, no loopholes, and no apologies.
This design riffs on the classic “Greetings from Florida” style with a twist that only DeSantis could pull off. A must-have for patriots tired of open-border madness and performative politics.
🧵 Made with premium materials and a broken-in feel
🇺🇸 Designed and printed in the USA
🛑 Not for the faint of heart
Details:
- Classic unisex fit
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester)
- Ribbed knit collar, side seams, and tapered shoulders
- Pre-shrunk
- Printed with eco-friendly inks
This isn’t about cruelty — it’s about consequences.
And the swamp doesn't negotiate.
Gators. Razor wire. Gang members get no second chances in DeSantis' Florida. Alligator Alcatraz is open — and this vintage greeting-style shirt is the boldest way to show you stand for keeping Americans safe and criminals locked away.
Model is 6'3", 195lbs, and is wearing a LARGE.
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